Dan! Dan! Dan! (cue bongos) Dan! Dan! Dan!

Charismatic '70s anti-hero/villain who hides behind pseudonyms and shades, Dan! was the son of a Lichtensteiner prince committed to declaring Lichtenstein's independence from the European Union, as well as encouraging people to move to Lichtenstein in order to accelerate human evolution. When it was discovered that A) Lichtenstein isn't part of the EU, and B) Lichtenstein is a small, small place, the Neo-Lichtenstein Principality collapsed from sheer irrelevance. It was thus that Dan! left the country, taking his big stompy robot with him, joining any big stompy robot team that would accept him, while hiding under a series of awkward pseudonyms that could only be explained by Dan!'s lack of knowledge of the English language.

Eventually, his travels brought him to Chicago, where he transformed into a charismatic '80s anti-hero/villain who lurked around JAS for three years while biding his time for dramatic entry into the Inner Circle. That time is now. FEEL the drama!