Cat: 19 years ago, a small kitten was rescued from near-starvation in the cornfields of Indiana and promptly sold to a sinister mad scientist for genetic experimentation. The resulting creature, crafted to maximize both cuteness and havoc-causing potential, was unleashed upon the unsuspecting University community two years ago. Deadly with knives, shinai, and thrown kittens, Catherine fights for love, justice, and shinies. We are hoping to harness this awesome force to manage our complicated record keeping tasks, but whether the experiment will in end in success or disaster remains yet to be seen.

If you're (yet another) new/current JAS officer by the name of Cat and this is not you, just move this page to their official full name page and take over this one.