Ariel decided to become a ninja when stalking people on LJ ceased to be fun. Her ninja skillz include being rolled up in duct tape without being seen, making messes, and...umm....stalking people on LJ.

She will also do pretty much whatever task you assign her with a semi-pyschotic smile and a mouth that would make sailors blush. Oh! and if she can't deliver your pizza in 5 minutes or less, she will commit seppuku. really. i've seen it. it was a disaster. o.o and i'm still not quite sure why there was a goat...

anyway! if you need to talk to her, just start talking to the nearest air vent or the trees. not only will you look and feel really silly, you will provide days worth of entertainment to ariel and potentially scare those around you.

oh! ariel also has a super secret fiance hidden away in wisconsin. i don't know the details, but if you ask her nicely she'll prolly tell you.